Gone wandering

and to those who, for whatever reason, think that this is a site dedicated to pornography sorry! there's a perfectly good explanation for the title "Travels with my loo!" but I doubt you'll be interested so off you go! Go on! Yes You!

For those left I hope you'll enjoy reading about the trip, I am sure like all journeys there will be good time, bad times, boring times and interesting times but all I can promise you is that it'll be the plain unvarnished truth

"WHAT?"

"Oh your still here are you? thought I'd lost you!"

"Never mind that did I hear plain unvarnished truth?"

"Yes plain unvarnished truth that's the words I used and that's what I stand by..I am a man of honour and honesty; my word is my bond.."

"No! you take an event that may or may not have happened and you embellish it, you let your imagination run unfettered..!"

"Unfettered?"

"Unfettered! so that in the end what you write bares only a tangential relationship to actuality...!"

"What's that mean in English?"

"You make things up!"

"Well yes but I don't lie as such...."

So I leave it to you dear reader to dip in to the site and have as much fun reading it as I will writing it..

I hope we enjoy the journey together

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either that or you're one person with nothing better to do!!